You're welcome.
I know, I know... By posting this photo of me, Jeff's Mighty Beard, I just justified the internet's existence. At last, the world has a reason to go online.
So why now? Why did I, a clump of facial hair who should be modeling, finally take the time to make my own website after all these years? Because I'm tired of that face I hang out with neglecting his old Flash website. Sure, Jeff Lofvers is a talented and experienced Web / App developer, filled with creativity and handsomeness-- No one questions that. No one. But I can't see why that would keep him too busy to work on his own stuff. Frankly, I'm so disgusted, he's lucky I stay attached to his face.

